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Okay everyone... listen up... this is no brain surgery...

The majority of your bands come from either the east or west coast, right?... RIGHT!... but most often overlooked are your creeper bands from the midwest, right?... RIGHT!

Well wake up fucker!... beware of the shit that festers in the tiny crevices of the midwest, hide your overrated coast bands from the virus that is set to plague all, get down and pray for a cure to ail you from your horribly dry taste in music.

but wait...

you're in luck...

Your friendly physicians over at PenCapChew have found the perfect dose of medicine... it's called 15 Minutes of Lame and it's brought to you by the good ol' boys from Youngstown, Ohio... The Hollywood Blondes!

You and your friends can own this over the counter, easy to use remedy for just around five bucks. With this one time low offer you will receive six of just about the catchiest tunes one will ever hear including my favorites, the heavily "whoa-oh, oh-yeah" Ramones/Riverdales influenced song, Back and Fourth, and song number four, Another Girl, strongly guided by what I can see as Chixdiggit. If this isn't enticing enough then guess what is... the transition between songs... they're smooth, especially song number two gliding into three like a slippery little prick... not to mention how catchy the mother fuckers are. Guitars, drums, the whole shit and caboodle are upbeat and fun. Lyrics are your typical "not-to-serious", sometimes funny, sometimes depressing, satirical type writings about your average day in the life as a pop punker. The vocals consist of your "cutesy" semi-high pitched beltings that sometime go in and out of tune in a way your chick will dig. What's left to do now is witness these fine gents live... hint, hint... michigan is only four hours away buttholes... but whatever ... you get the gist... now commit to these fuckers and we'll guarantee you'll be bopping and singing along to this gem in no time... piece.